What the heck?

We had a pretty good weekend, except what the heck kind of weather was that? I drove to the store yesterday and my car said it was 91 degrees outside. Now, I don't consider the thermostat on my car to be as reliable as the national weather service...but when I drive past banks and places that have the temperature lit up all over a sign they are usually pretty close. We were painting all day and I can attest it felt like it was really that hot. But what the heck, it's not even May yet...and where are my April Showers? I think it only rained twice this month...hardly enough to fight off the brown spots that are already starting to develop in my lawn. And one last what the heck...What the heck is up with the Yankees? I thought they were supposed to be viable competition or something. HA! They stink!! GO SOX!