Your name is so cool!

After the movie we went to the ice cream shop next to the theater and the girl behind the counter saw my name on my credit card and said "your name is Chris Brown, that is so cool." I was kind of confused and just sort of laughed it off. When we sat down to eat our yummy ice cream we were talking about it and figured she was referring to the rapper named Chris Brown. Before we left we had to buy some ice cream to take home to our babysitters, and the same girl rang us up again. I asked her why she thought my name was cool, and yep it was because of the rapper. I told her that I Googled myself once and one of the first results said "Chris Brown is so fine!" so I naturally clicked on that one and low and behold it was about this rapper guy. So I decided I needed to learn one of his lyrics, so in the event that this situation arises again I'll have something clever to say. His biggest hit is "Run It" so I think that is the way to go...UNFORTUNATELY I had the common sense to look up "Run It" on UrbanDictionary.com and was less than thrilled with the results:

run it:
	To follow through with your actions or perform sexual act In Chris Brown's song..."Let me see if you can run it

I think I need to keep looking for a snappy comeback, and the fact that I just used the term snappy comeback means I am not cool enough to use it!