Banned from buffet

So Bridget banned my access to Buffets about 2 years ago. She will throw a fit if I even suggest we go to a buffet for lunch or dinner. I think that is why I got such a kick out of this article. It is funny on so many levels!

• The waitresses comment "She says, 'Y'all fat, and y'all eat too much,'" I especially like the overuse of y'all, real classy!
• When the guy complains that when seafood on the buffet line runs out, the restaurant only grudgingly cooks more.
• The fact the 2 guys were charged an extra $10 each because they made a habit of dining exclusively on the more expensive seafood dishes, including crab legs and frog legs. Mmmmm, y'all thems is yummy!
• I also liked it when the guy says "I ain't that fat, I only weigh 277"

The whole thing really cracks me up, I chuckled at pretty every set of direct quotes.