—I DON'T WANT EARL'S BABY PIE: Quiche of egg and brie cheese with a smoked ham center.
—I HATE MY HUSBAND PIE: "You take bittersweet chocolate and don't sweeten it. You make it into a pudding and drown it in caramel..."
—I CAN'T HAVE NO AFFAIR BECAUSE IT'S WRONG AND I DON'T WANT EARL TO KILL ME PIE: "Vanilla custard with banana. Hold the banana..."
—PREGNANT MISERABLE SELF-PITYING LOSER PIE: "Lumpy oatmeal with fruitcake mashed in. Flambé of course..."
Anyway, go get it, rent it, watch it enjoy it. When you are done go looking for those recipes, if you find one let me know cause I can't find them! And the really do look good! I think they subliminally planted the idea of pie in my brain, cause tonight I made Bisquick Impossible Pie!!!