Our new number

I mentioned a while back that we got a new phone number, well apparently the one we picked was formerly owned by a Spanish only speaker. We placed our number on the do not call list, but we still get sales calls from Spanish speaking only sales people. Well tonight I got one and answered it, and from what I could gather the lady on the phone called me a woman. Now I haven't been called a lady on the phone since I was in junior high, I was sort of shocked so I just hung up on her. Guess what? She called back! This time she called me sir, and said something else in Spanish. Then asked if I spoke Spanish. I said no, and she hung up on me! The nerve! Don't they know who they talking to? Don't they know that I am a famous rapper (man I've got some schnazzy dance moves!)? Or a famous football player? Or a famous NFL kicker? Maybe they should just Google me and see how famous I really am!

Google your name and respond to this post with the number of hits. I have 44,600,000