I don't want to.......

I'm bored. Sure I have stuff to do, but I don't want to. I have to go to the library, books are due today. I have to go to the rec center, run run run all day long. I have to clean the house, company coming over. I have to finish painting the house, could probably finish it all in 3 hours...I don't want to. I have to mow the lawn, have you seen our backyard? I'd like to wash my car, and clean out he inside...it's filthy. All of that fun stuff and I'd rather sit on the couch and claim that I am bored. The kids need baths, and need to get away from the television. But I don't want to.

Any suggestions, other that to get off my butt and do some stuff?